Hey plane snobs

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02/15/2020 at 17:37 • Filed to: None

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I’m on your favorite regional jet.

Everyone talks shit about Embraers but I don't mind  ‘em.


DISCUSSION (31)


Kinja'd!!! CB > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/15/2020 at 17:46

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Please add me to the shit-talkers! Can’t stand the 175 that Air Canada uses from Toronto to Saskatoon. Far too small for me.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/15/2020 at 17:47

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They’re perfectly good airplanes, my hatred for them is because they’re sardine cans without bag storage.

Safe travels!


Kinja'd!!! SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/15/2020 at 17:54

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E190 is great.

E145 is a no-bag-stow bad joke


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > CB
02/15/2020 at 17:57

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Shit If you think the 175 is bad...

I’m ok with that one.  It’s way better than the 145.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/15/2020 at 17:57

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To be fair I talk trash about any plane that doesn't have room for my helmet under the seats


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/15/2020 at 18:11

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You plebs and your non-private Jets. 


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/15/2020 at 18:20

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I fly on the Alaska/Horizon E175 all the time and always buy the economy plus seat as the regular economy seats are designed for midgets.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/15/2020 at 18:21

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Use Th e toilet in the front of the plane it’s the same size as a shoe box. 


Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/15/2020 at 18:24

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I flew the 135/145 for 8.5 years and 5,000+ hours. It has no personality but does it’s job well and aparently e asier to wrench on than a CRJ.


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > CB
02/15/2020 at 18:25

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I actually quite like the 175.... it’s hell of a lot better than a CRJ100/200... I used to fly to a lot of smaller regional airports when I travelled for a living, and whenever I got to ride a 175 instead of a CRJ (or a Dash-8) I jumped for joy. It’s a quiet, comfortable aircraft with a bright, airy cabin. I always travelled light, so the lack of stowage never bothered me in the least, given how pleasant the r ide was.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/15/2020 at 18:25

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Kinja'd!!! SmugAardvark > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/15/2020 at 18:33

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I’m fully (well , almost fully) okay with Embraers. In nearly 25 years in service, I don’t think the ERJ fleet has ever suffered a fatal incident in civilian flights.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
02/15/2020 at 18:37

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just realized this is an ERJ, not the new E jet. RIP EssExTee. 


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Grindintosecond
02/15/2020 at 18:38

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Is this the one they refer to as the lawn dart? Or is that the CRJ?


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CB
02/15/2020 at 18:41

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I’ve been up on a two seat plane and it wasn’t even si de-by-side. Nothing is too small after that.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
02/15/2020 at 18:43

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My bags stowed just fine


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > AestheticsInMotion
02/15/2020 at 18:44

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Ummm, I'm Samuel United III. The whole fleet is my private plane


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
02/15/2020 at 18:44

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I'm 6' and I'm fine with whatever setup United is using


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
02/15/2020 at 18:45

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It was a 40 minute flight. No need for the onboard facility


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/15/2020 at 18:52

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It’s not the plane that’s the problem. It’s the other people they pack in with me that ruin it. 


Kinja'd!!! facw > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/15/2020 at 18:54

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I like Embraer’s E-Jet Series , which seem great to me, but not the 135/140/145 which are terrible.


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/15/2020 at 18:54

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Quit bragging


Kinja'd!!! SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/15/2020 at 19:02

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The beauty of traveling light!


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02/15/2020 at 19:03

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This was the least vibratey one I’ve ever been on


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > WilliamsSW
02/15/2020 at 19:06

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I enjoy how brisk things are with small planes. Boarding to pushback was only 15 minutes, and the seatbelt checks took the attendant a whole minute. I was off the plane within five minutes of arriving at the gate


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/15/2020 at 19:32

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I love whatever Embraer Alaska/Horizon uses between here and Seattle. Much better than the Bombardiers they also use.

(Evidently E175 vs Q400)


Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
02/15/2020 at 20:03

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Barbie fun jet. Lawn dart is referenced as it’s more po inty , Although the ERJ doesn’t have as good a record.


Kinja'd!!! promoted by the color red > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/15/2020 at 20:54

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My experience with Embraer is a little different than most: my first job out of college was making harness drawings for the E175/E190 ( among other planes) for production in Mexico.

...and that’s how t he phrase “inserte los contactos en los connectores” ended up in my Spanish phrasebook.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/16/2020 at 00:17

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gonna be on a 175 to Albequirky in May - first time on an Embraer


Kinja'd!!! Longtime Lurker > CB
02/16/2020 at 02:20

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You won't feel that way after you've ridden in the planes that go to small communities up north.


Kinja'd!!! Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!! > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
02/17/2020 at 07:42

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E190 is hot garbage. The most unreliable POS I’ve had the pleasure of earning a living in. At least from the passenger perspective it’s nice with good seats and engines that run, but from a pilot and maintenance perspective they should all be crushed.